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Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, led police on a brief, slow car chase, after officers found him partially clothed with his genitals in the jar, a New South Wales court heard. Weatherley attracted police attention while he was parked in a no-stopping zone near Nobby's Beach in the coastal town of Newcastle. Police thought he might have had a weapon because they saw him doing something with his hands in his lap, the Newcastle Herald reported.
When I asked Vice if they'd give me some money to hire a car so I could drive nine hours north of Reykjavik to meet a man living in a fishing hamlet near the tip of the Arctic Circle who keeps the largest collection of preserved penises in the world, they frowned. Apparently they're not a chauffeur service here to provide Icelandic dick tours. But I knew the true value of a room full of pickled schlongs to the curious and worldly Vice reader, so I decided to hitchhike. It was worth it if only for the fact I now know what happens when a whale gets a boner. There's only one straight road going all the way up from Iceland's capital, Reykjavik to the coastal village of Husavik. It took a day and a half of thumbing rides to make it. Along the road we were picked up by a metal drummer who was making one last road trip to see his family before going on tour around Eastern Europe and Scandinavia, a fisherman from the desolate east who spoke perfect English which he used to express strong views on what joining the EU would do to Iceland's fishing policy , a chaotic artist in a truck full of canvases with her two young sons in tow, and a guy who made us repeatedly apologize for the British government using anti-terrorist legislation against Iceland. Literally everyone in Iceland is interesting.
Top definition. Dick in a Jar unknown. A male platonic companion that a young, attractive woman keeps around to feel better about herself. The Dick in a Jar is stable, friendly, sensitive and nonthreatening. He is infatuated with her, but she sees him as a brother -- a brother with whom she cuddles while watching movies and complaining about the latest alpha male to break her heart.