Mista Don't Play 2: Everythangs Money. If We Were Gay. Now I'm Following You, Pt. She On My Dick Remix.
Don't have an account yet? Get the most out of your experience with a personalized all-access pass to everything local on events, music, restaurants, news and more. Good Lord, what would we do if not for Weinergate? It's hot as hell outside, the Astros are terrible and Rick Perry might run for president next year. But as long as there are congressmen tweeting pictures of their junk to women they barely know, Rocks Off has a reason to get up in the morning. And by get up, we mean get up. But anyone can just whip it out on Twitter or even in the movies. It takes real talent to memorialize your male parts in song.
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Don't have an account yet? Get the most out of your experience with a personalized all-access pass to everything local on events, music, restaurants, news and more. If Cee-Lo wrote the greatest song of all humankind with "Fuck You," which has sufficiently taken over the Internet this week, then Meat Loaf certainly deserves a firm No. Well, turns out, the Dallas-born Meat Loaf Aday will be performing his own brand of cock rock at the House of Blues on Thursday--and, in his honor, we've decided to dedicate a list to his Prince "Pussy Control". Riskay "Smell Yo Dick". Fred Schneider "Monster". The Rolling Stones "Cocksucker Blues".
You would think that, after a while, jokes about body fluids and the parts that secrete them would get old. But, somehow, the joy prevails. A lot.